5-A-Day Club Message
Funny Isn't It?

Funny how a $100 "looks" so big when you
take it to church, but so small when you take it to
the mall.

Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour,
but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.

Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church
are, but how short they are when watching a movie.

Funny how we can't think of anything to say
when we pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of
things to talk about to a friend.

Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball
game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a
sermon is longer than the regular time.

Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in
the Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a
best selling novel.

Funny how people want to get a front seat at
any game or concert, but scramble to get a back seat
at church services.

Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance
notice to fit a church event into our schedule, but
can adjust our schedule for other events at the last
moment.

Funny how hard it is for people to learn a simple
gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it
is for the same people to understand and repeat
gossip.

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say,
but question what the Bible says.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven
provided they do not have to believe, or think, or
say, or do anything.

Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes'
through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but
when you start sending messages regarding the Lord,
people think twice about sharing.

FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

Are you laughing?
Are you thinking?

Spread the Word and give thanks to the Lord
for He is good!

Funny isn't it when you go to forward this
message how many on your list are not receiving it
because you're not sure they believe in anything?

Funny?......... or sad?