5-A-Day Club Message
Are We Doomed? |
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Original Letter circling the Internet: The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11. There are more. . . . . . . Response from David Pawson: WOW, I'm a goner! There are 11 letters in the name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks. Wait a sec...I just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it! Oh darn, there must be someplace on planet Earth where I could hide! But no!!!! "PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too! I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," I can't trust them. I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone help? Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't! "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters! Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE"??? Eleven letters!! Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" also has 11 letters! Oh boy, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th . . . 7/4 . . . 7 + 4 = 11! P.S. "Foolishness" also has 11 letters. Received from Bonzo Bean. --- This is message is not intended to make light of the events of Sept. 11th, but to serve as a reminder for us all to keep our focus on God, through his son, Jesus Christ. |